Yes, we know you've heard all of our jokes about this book already. But we are going to keep telling them anyway, because good humor appreciates with age! And with repetition. So get comfy, kids, Uncle Henny's come to stay! Stop squirming.

Using this item gives you the skill "Summon Hilarious Objects," which can be used to summon three of the following items every day:

fake hand
clown hammer
bag of airline peanuts
explosion flavored chewing gum
fake fake vomit
magical ice cube with a fly in it
rubber emo roe
whoopie cushion
yellow snowcone
joybuzzer
pet rock Snooty disguise
wind-up chattering teeth
jazz soap
brick
pet rock Groucho disguise
defective skull
Amulet of Yendor
x-ray specs
encoder ring
mood ring
cymbal syrup
black candy heart