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Astral Badger #2 (May 4-10) We're not prone to doing things half-astral around here, so here's another copy of June 2006's special of the month from Mr. Store. When used, it becomes an Astral Badger familiar. ... |
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Bad Penguin Egg #3 (May 4-10) Did you miss out on the first two copies of this item? Well, the third time's the charm. And we know you wouldn't want to side against the Family and pass this one by.
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Bottle-Rocket Crossbow #5 (May 4-10) Crossbows-R-Us, can we help you? Why yes, we do still have one of them left in stock. But it's the last one. It really, truly, absolutely is the last one. You might want to ... |
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Bottled Green Pixie #3 (May 4-10) And you can tell everybody -- this is your song!
And if they don't believe you, you can tell everybody that this is your pixie. If you're the lucky winner, that is.
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Calm Attention-Deficit Demon #2 (May 4-10) Oh, hey! Have you seen my brother? He left? Darn! Hey, is this seat taken? Do you like to wrestle?
Really? Great! Me too. Hey, what's that over there? It looks shiny! Do ... |
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Cheshire Bitten (May 4-10) Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
How we've wondered where you're at.
But wonder no more! Listen, kids:
We've got one here, so place your bids.
This guy gives you stats and meat,
A ... |
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Class Five Ecto-Larva #2 (May 4-10) We just realized that we need to formally apologize for not adding the "Electric Boogaloo" rider to the names of all these #2 auctions. We hang our heads in collective shame, ... |
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Coffee Sprite (May 4-10) BZZZZZZZ, HEY MAN, NO TIME TO STOP AND TALK, GOTTA GET THINGS DONE, Y'KNOW, I'M A MAN OF ACTION, AND HEY, HAVE YOU TRIED THIS NEW DRINK, IT'S CALLED THE "BIG BLACK," SIX SHOTS ... |
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Comma Chameleon Egg #2 (May 4-10) Items of the month come and go -- they come and goooo -- but loving this one will be easier now that we've got another one available for a lucky bidder in the audience.
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Crimbo P.R.E.S.S.I.E. #3 (May 4-10) Ho ho ho! Uncle Crimbo's been saving this little package so a lucky adventurer can have his or her very own Springtime Crimbo season!
No, it totally is NOT a spare present ... |
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Dandy Lion Cub #3 (May 4-10) Liquor may in fact be quicker, but this lion is absolutely dandy. Read on, MacGuff.
The Dandy Lion Cub was the Item of the Month from March 2007. When used, it becomes a Dandy ... |
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Dark Jill-O-Lantern (May 4-10) Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
A collectible familiar styled for Halloween!
This is very rare, this ... |
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Deflated Inflatable Dodecapede #2 (May 4-10) Contrary to popular belief, when you put two dodecapedes together, they do not form a twodecapede, a dodecadecapepede, or a buckiballpede. They don't mix well, those dodecapedes.
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Doppelshifter Egg #3 (May 4-10) You know, this would have been the perfect place to use the "doppel your pleasure, doppel your fun" joke, but here we are on the third of these items. And I'll be damned if I'm ... |
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Emo Roe #3 (May 4-10) "We only have one of these," we said. "And surely no one would be willing to donate a second. And a third? Let's try to stay in the real world, people."
As an FYI: the color ... |
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Great Ball of Frozen Fire #2 (May 4-10) Now that we've got a second one of these available, we are finally allowed to say that we do, indeed, have Great Balls of Frozen Fire. Some balls are held for charity, and some ... |
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Hand Turkey Outline (May 4-10) GOBBLES!
I'd give you a more detailed explanation of what this does, but let's face it ... if you don't already know about this item, arguably the rarest and most sought-after ... |
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Homeless Hobo Spirit #2 (May 4-10) Hobo arigato, Mr. BoozerBear, for sending us a second one of these sweet li'l vagrants to auction off. (He's KILROY!)
We all know that the only thing that's more loveable than ... |
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Iceberglet #2 (May 4-10) Some might say that this "iceberglet" could be more accurately described as an icecube on steroids. (Just like the ones that Daddy puts in his drink every morning! Then he gets ... |
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Jekyllin Hide Belt #3 (May 4-10) Tired of being heckled? You'll be able to go all Robert Louis Stevenson on your adversaries' asses with this lovely belt around your waist.
This was September 2005's Item of ... |
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Jewel-Eyed Wizard Hat #3 (May 4-10) Are you a newcomer to the Kingdom? Have you been perplexed by the people in the forums posting about how great the "JEW Hat" is, in spite of the fact that the game doesn't seem ... |
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Libram of Candy Heart Summoning #5 (May 4-10) Friends, Romans, countrymen ... there are those who will tell you that candy is a "sometimes food," and that the only hearts that matter are the slimy, pulsing ones within our ... |
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Libram of Divine Favors #3 (May 4-10) To err is human, but to throw a seriously good party is Divine. Dude! Sweet!
If you've seen Pink Flamingos, you might be a little worried about what this item does. Fear not! ... |
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Lucky Tam o'Shanter (May 4-10) No, this is not a duplicate item. The other one we auctioned was the Tam o'Shatner. This one has 100% less James T. Kirk, which for some people might make this item infinitely ... |
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March Hat #3 (May 4-10) I'm late! I'm late! I'm late to purchase this awesome familiar from Mr. Store! (Man, I think my clock is slow. I seem to be late a lot these days.)
But it's OK, because we ... |
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Mayflower Bouquet #3 (May 4-10) Can you smeeeeeell what Pilgrim Rock is cookin'? (Sorry.)
This was the Item of the Month from May 2007. No, it doesn't represent the musty smell of a ship loaded with pilgrims.
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McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning #4 (May 4-10) Yes, we know you've heard all of our jokes about this book already. But we are going to keep telling them anyway, because good humor appreciates with age! And with repetition. ... |
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Miniature Gravy-Covered Maypole #2 (May 4-10) Friend! Does your favorite familiar suffer from fairy envy? Do you wince at seeing its wounded looks as you place it back in the terrarium whenever you need to get that last damned ... |
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Miniscule Temporal Rip #2 (May 4-10) Sorry, this won't save anyone or anything. That's a "stitch" in time you're thinking of. This little beauty is much more likely to have more ominous effects. If you consider ... |
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Navel Ring of Navel Gazing #2 (May 4-10) This may well be the only time you don't have to prove you're over 18 to get a navel ring. You'll just have to fork over enough cold hard cash to get us not to card you.
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Orphan Baby Yeti (May 4-10) This was January 2005's Item of the Month from Mr. Store. If you choose to give this li'l guy a home, he will be orphaned no more! But still cute and adorable. Oh, and violent. ... |
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Personal Raindrop #2 (May 4-10) I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree. Or more accurately, in your terrarium once you use this little itty bitty raindrop.
This was April 2005's ... |
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Pilgrim Shield #3 (May 4-10) It's a belt buckle! It's a shoe buckle! It's a frisbee! No, actually it's a shield. Would you like the phone number of a good optometrist?
The November 2006 Item of the ... |
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Plastic Pumpkin Bucket #3 (May 4-10) "Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!" sings your familiar. You remind it that it's not Halloween, but it doesn't really care. It also gets mildly ... |
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Pygmy Bugbear Shaman #2 (May 4-10) One of the "holy grails" for familiar connoisseurs (stop snickering, you know who you are) has been a familiar that acts as both a Volleyball AND a Gravy Fairy. The idea was widely ... |
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Sweet Nutcracker #2 (May 4-10) We are not responsible if this is used for anything other than walnuts, Brazil nuts, almonds, or the like.
This was December 2005's special item of the month. When used, it ... |
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Tome of Snowcone Summoning #4 (May 4-10) Written by a carnie (not Wilson, but one who works at a carnival), this handy little tome will allow you to summon 3 snowcones each and every day once you study its words of wisdom. ... |
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Travoltan Trousers #2 (May 4-10) September 2006's special of the month from Mr. Store is guaranteed to be 100% polyester and as form fitting as a snake's skin, which may or may not be the print on these lovely ... |
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Unwound Cymbal-Playing Monkey (May 4-10) Unless this winds itself up and you hear it clanging from the inside of a box inside the closet, don't worry about it!
This familiar was available from Mr. Store from October ... |
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Wax Lips #3 (May 4-10) No matter what anyone tries to tell you, these do NOT make a good substitute for bubble gum. Trust me on this.
This was the Item of the Month from July 2005. When your familiar ... |
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Wizard Action Figure #2 (May 4-10) We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of... Hogwarts. That doesn't make any sense! It's the Wizard of Id... I mean Oz... ... |
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Yuletide Troll Chrysalis #2 (May 4-10) Yule be sorry if you don't jump on this deal! Or maybe I'll be sorry for such a horrible pun. Either way, you win if you bid on this chrysalis that will turn into a cute little ... |
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| Secret Society Wars Items (In-Game) (14 lots found) |
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AR2 Baseball Cap (May 4-10) Weren't around for the 2nd Alpha reset? Want to be cool and pretend you were? This reset safe headgear is just the ticket. |
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AR2 Baseball Cap #2 (May 4-10) Weren't around for the 2nd Alpha reset? Want to be cool and pretend you were? This reset safe headgear is just the ticket. |
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Birthday Present (May 4-10) Yay you! It's your birthday! Oh. It's not? OK, well if you win you can celebrate your unbirthday by opening this birthday present. Not only do you get to keep whatever is ... |
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Black Rose (May 4-10) This is another one of those cool reset safe things that the person writing this description has no idea where it came from or what it does. Hooray for crappy descriptions! |
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CT Chicken Choker (May 4-10) This does something, but the author of this horrible auction description has no idea what. It IS reset safe, though! I know that! |
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CT Chicken Choker #2 (May 4-10) This does something, but the author of this horrible auction description has no idea what. It IS reset safe, though! I know that! |
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CT Chicken Choker #3 (May 4-10) This does something, but the author of this horrible auction description has no idea what. It IS reset safe, though! I know that! |
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Gold Wrapping Paper (May 4-10) This is the discarded wrapping paper from a birthday present. You can make a cool outfit from it if you have enough pieces. |
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Gold Wrapping Paper #2 (May 4-10) This is the discarded wrapping paper from a birthday present. You can make a cool outfit out of it if you have enough pieces. |
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Red Wrapping Paper (May 4-10) This is the discarded paper from a red present. It makes a cool outfit, if you have enough of it. |
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Red Wrapping Paper #2 (May 4-10) This is the discarded wrapping paper from a red present. You can make a cool outfit from it if you have enough pieces. |
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Santa Hat (May 4-10) It's red, it's kinda fuzzy, it has some white faux fur trim, it was for Christmas 2008, and it can be yours! |
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Santa Hat #2 (May 4-10) It's red, it's kinda fuzzy, it has some white faux fur trim, it was for Christmas 2008, and it can be yours! |
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Small Red Present (May 4-10) Oooh. Presents! Specifically presents given out at Christmas 2007. Not only do you get to keep whatever is inside, you get a cool piece of red wrapping paper, too. |
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