No matter what anyone tries to tell you, these do NOT make a good substitute for bubble gum. Trust me on this.

This was the Item of the Month from July 2005. When your familiar has these on, you will get an extra three stats per fight. It's like having Antiphon of Aptitude running all the time, except that (1) it doesn't use a song slot, (2) it doesn't suck MP out of you like [insert Paris Hilton-golf ball-garden hose joke], and (3) the stats aren't always spread out across your three stats. So basically, it's superior to Antiphon in every way. Plus, wax lips are funny.