"We only have one of these," we said. "And surely no one would be willing to donate a second. And a third? Let's try to stay in the real world, people."

As an FYI: the color of the sky in MY world is a nice light blue today. I felt I should share this because apparently my perceptions of the world are seriously out of whack.

Without further ado, I give you the Earl of Eggs, the Captain of Caviar ... Emo Roe the III.

When used, this will install itself in your terrarium as the highly-prized, incredibly-rare Emo Squid familiar. In combat, it acts as a potato and a barrrnacle, but that's besides the point! It's an Emo Squid! You can get little shoes for it to wear! Why are you still reading this, rather than frantically bidding and checking to see if you can get a second mortgage on your house?