Crossbows-R-Us, can we help you? Why yes, we do still have one of them left in stock. But it's the last one. It really, truly, absolutely is the last one. You might want to step on it.

This is still a nifty weapon that lets you shoot bottle-rockets at your enemies. Those bottle-rockets do -- you guessed it -- various things!

This was the Item of the Month from July 2007. It increases your moxie, boosts item drops, and inspires envy from all around you. (Note: This statement has not been reviewed by the FDA. And Gemelli is a lazy man who is overly fond of cut-and-paste.)