Did you miss out on the first two copies of this item? Well, the third time's the charm. And we know you wouldn't want to side against the Family and pass this one by.

Volleyball + Barrrnacle + Extra Violence! What's not to love?

When used, April 2007's item of the month enters your terrarium as a Penguin Goodfella familiar. The Penguin Goodfella gives stats like a volleyball, de-levels like a barrrnacle and drops protection contracts.

And for the record, he is not a clown, here to amuse you. We think it's important to clarify that up front.