BZZZZZZZ, HEY MAN, NO TIME TO STOP AND TALK, GOTTA GET THINGS DONE, Y'KNOW, I'M A MAN OF ACTION, AND HEY, HAVE YOU TRIED THIS NEW DRINK, IT'S CALLED THE "BIG BLACK," SIX SHOTS OF ESPRESSO TOPPED OFF WITH COFFEE AND WHOOOOA LET ME TELL YOU, YOU WILL NOT BE FALLING ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL WITH ONE OF THESE PUPPIES BESIDE YOU, AND HEY IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME, AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT ANYWAY, BUDDY?!?!?

Ahem.

This familiar, formerly available in Mr. Store for the price of two Mr. Accessories, acts as a leprechaun and a gravy fairy. Items and meat, meat and items. It's a farmer's wet dream, basically, as well as a must-own familiar for anyone who savors a fine cup of joe in the morning. Or afternoon. Or perhaps early evening, and WHY THE HELL IS THIS POT EMPTY AGAIN?