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<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	Offhand	--	0	0	0	175 musc	[ DESC ]
1-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	Pants	110	6	0	-3	40 mox	[ DESC ]
17-Alarm Saucepan	1-Hand Melee	90	0	11	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
17-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
2-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
25-meat staff	2-Hand Melee	70	0	0	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
3-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
4-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
4-dimensional guitar	2-Hand Ranged	130	0	0	0	50 mox	[ DESC ]
5-Alarm Saucepan	1-Hand Melee	50	0	7	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
5-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
6-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
7-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
7-inch discus	1-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	5	85 mox	[ DESC ]
9-ball	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
a butt tuba	2-Hand Ranged	145	0	0	0	57 mox	[ DESC ]
Abyssal ember	Offhand	--	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
acid-squirting flower	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
acoustic guitarrr	2-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
aerated diving helmet	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
albatross necklace	Accessory	--	0	10	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
alpha-mail pants	Pants	140	0	0	0	55 mox	[ DESC ]
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Accessory	--	7	7	7	85 myst	[ DESC ]
amber aviator shades	Accessory	--	0	5	5	85 myst	[ DESC ]
amulet of extreme plot significance	Accessory	--	0	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
Amulet of Yendor	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Ancient Saucehelm	Hat	50	0	7	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
Ankh of Badahnkadh	Accessory	--	0	0	0	67 myst	[ DESC ]
anniversary balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
anniversary chutney sculpture	Offhand	--	1	1	1	None	[ DESC ]
anniversary concrete fedora	Hat	10	1	1	1	None	[ DESC ]
antique greaves	Pants	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
antique helmet	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
antique shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
antique spear	1-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
armed gun	2-Hand Ranged	140	0	0	0	55 mox	[ DESC ]
arrrgyle socks	Accessory	--	0	6	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
asbestos apron	Shirt	170	0	0	0	70 musc	[ DESC ]
asbestos crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	110	5	0	7	40 mox	[ DESC ]
asbestos helmet turtle	Hat	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
asbestos staff	2-Hand Melee	100	0	7	5	35 musc	[ DESC ]
asbestos sword	2-Hand Melee	120	7	5	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
Ascii shirt	Shirt	90	0	7	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
asparagus knife	1-Hand Melee	15	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
asshat	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
astronaut pants	Pants	175	5	0	0	72 mox	[ DESC ]
automatic catapult	2-Hand Ranged	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
baconstone bracelet	Accessory	--	0	2	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
baconstone earring	Accessory	--	0	5	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
baconstone pendant	Accessory	--	0	4	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
baconstone ring	Accessory	--	3	5	2	10 myst	[ DESC ]
bad-ass club	2-Hand Melee	130	0	0	0	50 musc	[ DESC ]
badass belt	Accessory	--	5	5	5	35 myst	[ DESC ]
bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bag of Laughing Willow saplings	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
balaclava	Hat	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
ball-in-a-cup	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
balloon helmet	Hat	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
balloon shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
balloon sword	1-Hand Melee	50	0	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
bamboo bokuto	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
bar whip	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat	Hat	75	5	5	5	22 mox	[ DESC ]
barskin buckler	Offhand	--	2	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
barskin cloak	Shirt	25	2	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
barskin hat	Hat	25	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
barskin loincloth	Pants	25	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
basic meat crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	20	0	0	1	05 mox	[ DESC ]
basic meat fez	Hat	45	0	1	2	07 mox	[ DESC ]
basic meat foon	Offhand	--	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
basic meat helmet	Hat	40	1	0	0	05 mox	[ DESC ]
basic meat kilt	Pants	40	0	0	1	05 mox	[ DESC ]
basic meat pants	Pants	40	0	0	1	05 mox	[ DESC ]
basic meat skirt	Pants	40	0	0	1	05 mox	[ DESC ]
basic meat spork	1-Hand Melee	45	3	0	0	07 musc	[ DESC ]
basic meat staff	2-Hand Melee	20	0	1	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
basic meat sword	2-Hand Melee	20	1	0	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
bat hat	Hat	180	0	9	0	75 mox	[ DESC ]
bat whip	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bat-ass leather jacket	Shirt	180	0	10	0	77 musc	[ DESC ]
batblade	1-Hand Melee	145	0	0	0	57 musc	[ DESC ]
battered hubcap	Offhand	--	15	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
battered old top-hat	Hat	200	5	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
beach glass necklace	Accessory	--	5	0	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
beaten-up Chucks	Accessory	--	0	0	0	45 myst	[ DESC ]
beer bong	1-Hand Ranged	190	0	0	0	80 mox	[ DESC ]
beer goggles	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
beer helmet	Hat	170	0	0	0	70 mox	[ DESC ]
beer-a-pult	2-Hand Ranged	190	0	0	0	80 mox	[ DESC ]
beholed bedsheet	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bejeweled accordion strap	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bejeweled cufflinks	Accessory	--	0	0	0	45 myst	[ DESC ]
bejeweled pledge pin	Accessory	--	0	0	0	70 myst	[ DESC ]
bezoar ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
big bad voodoo mask	Hat	160	0	7	0	65 mox	[ DESC ]
big bass drum	2-Hand Ranged	35	0	0	0	2 mox	[ DESC ]
big red clown nose	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
big stick	2-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
big stirring stick	2-Hand Melee	100	0	5	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
biomechanical crimborg helmet	Hat	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
biomechanical crimborg leg armor	Pants	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
Bjorn's Hammer	1-Hand Melee	50	7	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
black belt	Accessory	--	7	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
black cowboy hat	Hat	165	8	0	0	67 mox	[ DESC ]
black greaves	Pants	160	10	0	0	65 mox	[ DESC ]
black helmet	Hat	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
black kettle drum	2-Hand Ranged	140	0	0	5	55 mox	[ DESC ]
black shield	Offhand	--	5	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
black sword	1-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
blackberry combat boots	Accessory	--	10	0	0	75 musc	[ DESC ]
blackberry moccasins	Accessory	--	0	0	8	75 myst	[ DESC ]
blackberry slippers	Accessory	--	0	10	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
bling-bling	Accessory	--	0	0	1	07 myst	[ DESC ]
bloody clown pants	Pants	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Accessory	--	7	7	7	85 myst	[ DESC ]
blue glowstick	Accessory	--	0	0	-3	None	[ DESC ]
blue plastic baby	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bobble-hip hula elf doll	Offhand	--	5	5	5	None	[ DESC ]
bone flute	2-Hand Ranged	110	0	0	0	40 mox	[ DESC ]
Bonerdagon necklace	Accessory	--	5	0	5	25 myst	[ DESC ]
booty chest charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	80 myst	[ DESC ]
borg sock monkey	Offhand	--	0	0	3	40 myst	[ DESC ]
Boris's ring	Accessory	--	10	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
Boss Bat bling	Accessory	--	3	0	3	17 myst	[ DESC ]
Boss Bat britches	Pants	65	0	0	5	17 mox	[ DESC ]
bottle opener belt buckle	Accessory	--	0	0	0	65 myst	[ DESC ]
bottlecap turtle	Accessory	--	0	1	0	12 myst	[ DESC ]
bounty-hunting helmet	Hat	100	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
bounty-hunting pants	Pants	100	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
bounty-hunting rifle	2-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
box	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
box turtle	Offhand	--	1	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
box-in-the-box	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
boxing glove	Accessory	--	0	0	0	7 myst	[ DESC ]
boxing glove on a spring	1-Hand Ranged	55	0	0	3	12 mox	[ DESC ]
Brimstone Beret	Hat	200	-20%	0	50%	30 mox	[ DESC ]
Brimstone Bludgeon	1-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
Brimstone Boxers	Pants	200	0	0	50	30 mox	[ DESC ]
Brimstone Bracelet	Accessory	--	0	50	0	30 myst	[ DESC ]
Brimstone Brooch	Accessory	--	0	50	0	30 myst	[ DESC ]
Brimstone Bunker	Offhand	--	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
broken sword	1-Hand Melee	135	0	0	0	52 musc	[ DESC ]
bronze breastplate	Shirt	105	0	0	0	37 musc	[ DESC ]
brown plastic baby	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bubble bauble bow	2-Hand Ranged	80	0	2	3	20 mox	[ DESC ]
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	Hat	70	0	3	0	12 myst	[ DESC ]
bubblewrap crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	60	0	2	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
bubblewrap staff	2-Hand Melee	60	2	3	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
bubblewrap sword	1-Hand Melee	60	3	0	2	15 musc	[ DESC ]
bucket of anniversary lard	1-Hand Melee	10	1	1	1	None	[ DESC ]
buffalo blade	2-Hand Melee	120	5	0	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
bugbear beanie	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bugbear bungguard	Pants	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
bullet-proof corduroys	Pants	170	0	0	0	70 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
bum cheek	Hat	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
buoybottoms	Pants	150	0	0	11	60 mox	[ DESC ]
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
C.B.F.G.	2-Hand Ranged	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
C.H.U.M. knife	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	175 musc	[ DESC ]
C.H.U.M. lantern	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 musc	[ DESC ]
calavera concertina	2-Hand Ranged	40	0	0	3	5 mox	[ DESC ]
can cannon	2-Hand Ranged	75	0	0	3	20 mox	[ DESC ]
can of maces	1-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
Can-Can skirt	Pants	90	10%	0	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
cannonball charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	80 myst	[ DESC ]
Cape of the Goblin King	Accessory	--	0	0	7	None	[ DESC ]
cardboard box turtle	Offhand	--	3	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
cardboard crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
cardboard katana	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
cardboard staff	2-Hand Melee	60	0	3	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
cardboard sword	1-Hand Melee	60	3	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
cardboard wakizashi	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
carob cannon	2-Hand Ranged	135	0	0	7	45 mox	[ DESC ]
cast-iron legacy paddle	2-Hand Melee	190	15	0	0	80 musc	[ DESC ]
catskin buckler	Offhand	--	10	0	0	75 musc	[ DESC ]
catskin cap	Hat	180	9	0	0	75 mox	[ DESC ]
Cerebral Cloche	Hat	90	0	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Cerebral Crossbow	1-Hand Ranged	90	0	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
Cerebral Culottes	Pants	90	0	10	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
chain-mail monokini	Pants	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
charming flute	2-Hand Ranged	170	0	0	8	70 mox	[ DESC ]
charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	5	20 myst	[ DESC ]
cheap elven gloves	Accessory	--	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
cheap plastic blowgun	1-Hand Ranged	25	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
cheap plastic bottle opener	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
cheap studded belt	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
chef's hat	Hat	30	0	2	0	None	[ DESC ]
Chelonian Morningstar	1-Hand Melee	90	11	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
Chester's Aquarius medallion	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Chester's bag of candy	2-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	10	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Chester's cutoffs	Pants	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Chester's moustache	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Chester's muscle shirt	Shirt	200	10	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Chester's sunglasses	Accessory	--	0	0	15	200 mox	[ DESC ]
chintzy accordion pin	Accessory	--	0	6	12	None	[ DESC ]
chintzy disco ball pendant	Accessory	--	6	0	12	None	[ DESC ]
chintzy noodle ring	Accessory	--	6	12	0	None	[ DESC ]
chintzy saucepan earring	Accessory	--	0	12	6	None	[ DESC ]
chintzy seal pendant	Accessory	--	12	0	6	None	[ DESC ]
chintzy turtle brooch	Accessory	--	12	6	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
chisel	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Choker of the Ultragoth	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
chopsticks	1-Hand Melee	75	0	0	0	23 musc	[ DESC ]
chrome crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	120	0	0	7	45 mox	[ DESC ]
chrome helmet turtle	Hat	120	5	5	5	45 mox	[ DESC ]
chrome staff	2-Hand Melee	110	0	7	0	40 musc	[ DESC ]
chrome sword	2-Hand Melee	100	7	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
clingfilm cap	Hat	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
clingfilm slippers	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
clingfilm trousers	Pants	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	Pants	30	0	3	0	None	[ DESC ]
Cloaca-Cola helmet	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Cloaca-Cola shield	Offhand	--	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
clockwork crossbow	1-Hand Ranged	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
clockwork detective skull	Offhand	--	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
clockwork hat	Hat	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
clockwork pants	Pants	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
clockwork staff	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
clockwork sword	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
clockwork trenchcoat	Shirt	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
clown hammer	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
clown shoes	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
clown whip	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
clown wig	Hat	50	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
clownskin belt	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
clownskin buckler	Offhand	--	0	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
clownskin harness	Shirt	60	0	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
club necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
club of corruption	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
club of the five seasons	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
coconut bikini top	Shirt	100	0	5	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
coconut shell	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
coffin lid	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Colander of Em-er'il	Hat	50	0	7	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
cold ninja mask	Hat	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	Shirt	130	0	0	0	50 musc	[ DESC ]
consolation ribbon	Accessory	--	1	1	1	None	[ DESC ]
continuum transfunctioner	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Cookbook of the Damned	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
cool whip	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	80 myst	[ DESC ]
corn holder	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
corncob pipe	Accessory	--	10	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
cornuthaum	Hat	85	0	3	3	27 mox	[ DESC ]
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	Shirt	130	0	0	0	50 musc	[ DESC ]
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
corrupt club of corruption	1-Hand Melee	40	0	0	0	5 musc	[ DESC ]
costume sword	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Counterclockwise Watch	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
crazy bastard sword	1-Hand Melee	75	5	0	0	22 musc	[ DESC ]
creepy-ass club	2-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
Crimbo ukelele	2-Hand Ranged	80	0	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
crotchety pants	Pants	75	0	0	0	22 mox	[ DESC ]
crowbarrr	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
Crown of the Goblin King	Hat	70	10	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
crumpled felt fedora	Hat	200	5	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
cup of infinite pencils	Offhand	--	0	0	0	175 musc	[ DESC ]
curdflinger	1-Hand Ranged	45	0	0	3	05 mox	[ DESC ]
curmudgel	1-Hand Melee	125	0	0	0	47 musc	[ DESC ]
cursed breeches	Pants	200	0	0	15	85 mox	[ DESC ]
cursed cutlass	1-Hand Melee	200	15	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
cursed eyepatch	Hat	200	0	15	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
cyborg doll	Offhand	--	3	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
cyborg stompin' boot	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	Pants	200	0	0	-10	75 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
dead guy's memento	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
dead guy's watch	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
decaying wooden oar	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
deck of lewd playing cards	Offhand	--	0	0	5	22 myst	[ DESC ]
deck of tropical cards	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
defective skull	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
demon buckler	Offhand	--	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
demon whip	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
demon-horned hat	Hat	70	0	0	4	20 mox	[ DESC ]
demonskin jacket	Shirt	80	0	5	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
denim axe	2-Hand Melee	170	5	0	0	70 musc	[ DESC ]
dense meat crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
dense meat staff	2-Hand Melee	60	0	3	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
dense meat sword	2-Hand Melee	60	3	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
dented harmonica	1-Hand Ranged	20	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite astrolabe	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite grappling hook	Accessory	--	0	0	10	25 myst	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite gravy boat	Offhand	--	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite hammer	2-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1-Hand Melee	90	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite ninja mask	Hat	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite shinguards	Pants	100	10	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	Accessory	--	10	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
detective skull	Offhand	--	0	0	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
diamond necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
diamond-studded cane	1-Hand Melee	60	0	0	5	15 musc	[ DESC ]
didgeridooka	2-Hand Ranged	180	0	0	9	75 mox	[ DESC ]
dirty hobo gloves	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
disbelief suspenders	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
Disco 'Fro Pick	Hat	50	0	0	7	10 mox	[ DESC ]
disco ball	1-Hand Ranged	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Disco Banjo	2-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	7	10 mox	[ DESC ]
disco mask	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
disembodied smile	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
dishrag	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
distressed denim pants	Pants	170	0	0	0	70 mox	[ DESC ]
diving muff	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
Dolphin King's crown	Hat	35	2	2	2	02 mox	[ DESC ]
double-barreled sling	1-Hand Ranged	70	0	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1-Hand Melee	35	0	0	0	02 musc	[ DESC ]
draggin' ball hat	Hat	100	-3	0	6	35 mox	[ DESC ]
dreadlock whip	1-Hand Melee	40	0	0	0	5 musc	[ DESC ]
dripping meat crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	2	10 mox	[ DESC ]
dripping meat staff	2-Hand Melee	50	0	2	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
dripping meat sword	1-Hand Melee	50	2	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
Drowsy Sword	2-Hand Melee	171	0	0	0	66 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
drywall axe	2-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
duct tape buckler	Offhand	--	0	0	0	82 musc	[ DESC ]
duct tape dockers	Pants	195	0	0	0	82 mox	[ DESC ]
duct tape fedora	Hat	195	0	12	0	82 mox	[ DESC ]
duct tape shirt	Shirt	195	0	0	9	82 musc	[ DESC ]
duct tape sword	1-Hand Melee	195	0	0	0	82 musc	[ DESC ]
dungeoneer's dungarees	Pants	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
dwarvish war helmet	Hat	165	0	0	0	67 mox	[ DESC ]
dwarvish war kilt	Pants	165	0	0	0	67 mox	[ DESC ]
dwarvish war mattock	1-Hand Melee	165	0	0	0	67 musc	[ DESC ]
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	Pants	30	0	3	0	None	[ DESC ]
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	Offhand	--	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Earring of Fire	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
easter egg balloon	Offhand	--	5	5	5	35 myst	[ DESC ]
eelskin buckler	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
eelskin hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
eelskin pants	Pants	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
eggbeater	1-Hand Melee	25	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
El Sombrero De Lopez	Hat	50	0	0	7	10 mox	[ DESC ]
El Vibrato energy spear	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
El Vibrato helmet	Hat	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
El Vibrato leg guards	Pants	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
El Vibrato translator	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Elder Turtle Shell	Hat	50	7	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
Elmley shades	Accessory	--	12	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
elven socks	Accessory	--	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
elven whittling knife	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
Elvish sunglasses	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	Accessory	--	0	0	43	30 myst	[ DESC ]
enchanted brass knuckles	Offhand	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
enchanted eyepatch	Hat	35	0	5	0	02 mox	[ DESC ]
enchanted handwarmer	Accessory	--	0	0	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
enchanted toothpick	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
enchantlers	Hat	115	0	0	0	42 mox	[ DESC ]
encoder ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
energy drink IV	Accessory	--	0	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
enormous hoop earring	Accessory	--	0	0	5	45 myst	[ DESC ]
evil flaming eyeball pendant	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
evil-ass club	2-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
extra-large palm-frond toupee	Hat	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
eXtreme meat crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	7	15 mox	[ DESC ]
eXtreme meat staff	2-Hand Melee	60	0	7	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
eXtreme meat sword	2-Hand Melee	60	7	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
eXtreme mittens	Accessory	--	0	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
eXtreme nose ring	Accessory	--	4	4	4	10 myst	[ DESC ]
eXtreme scarf	Hat	100	0	5	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
eyepatch	Hat	25	0	0	2	None	[ DESC ]
f3d0r4	Hat	110	0	0	6	40 mox	[ DESC ]
fake hand	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
fancy ball mask	Hat	90	0	0	10%	15 mox	[ DESC ]
fancy opera glasses	Offhand	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
festive holiday hat	Hat	30	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
fez of etymology	Hat	120	0	0	7	45 mox	[ DESC ]
filigreed hamethyst earring	Accessory	--	8	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
filigreed hamethyst necklace	Accessory	--	10	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
filigreed hamethyst ring	Accessory	--	12	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
filthy corduroys	Pants	60	0	3	-3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
filthy hippy poncho	Shirt	40	0	3	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
filthy knitted dread sack	Hat	60	0	0	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
filthy pestle	1-Hand Melee	60	0	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
finger cymbals	1-Hand Ranged	65	0	0	0	17 mox	[ DESC ]
fire	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
fire poi	2-Hand Ranged	190	0	0	3	80 mox	[ DESC ]
fish bazooka	2-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	5	85 mox	[ DESC ]
fish scimitar	1-Hand Melee	200	5	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
fish stick	2-Hand Melee	200	0	5	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
flamin' bindle	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
flaming cardboard sword	1-Hand Melee	70	3	0	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
flaming crutch	1-Hand Melee	60	0	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
flaming juggler's balls	1-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
flaming pink shirt	Shirt	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
flaming talons	Offhand	--	0	0	0	30 myst	[ DESC ]
floral print shirt	Shirt	100	0	5	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
flowing hippy skirt	Pants	180	0	9	0	75 mox	[ DESC ]
flypaper staff	2-Hand Melee	80	0	3	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
foam noodle	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
foolscap fool's cap	Hat	40	0	-2	2	05 mox	[ DESC ]
foon	Offhand	--	0	2	0	None	[ DESC ]
foon of fearfulness	Offhand	--	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
foon of fleshiness	Offhand	--	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
foon of foulness	Offhand	--	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
foon of frigidity	Offhand	--	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
foon of fulmination	Offhand	--	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
football helmet	Hat	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
frayed rope belt	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
freezin' bindle	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
French slippers	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
frigid hankyū	2-Hand Ranged	80	0	0	2	25 mox	[ DESC ]
frigid-ass club	2-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
frilly shirt	Shirt	20	0	3	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
frilly skirt	Pants	35	0	0	0	02 mox	[ DESC ]
Frost™ brand sword	1-Hand Melee	70	3	0	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
Frosty's arm	1-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Frosty's carrot	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Frosty's nailbat	2-Hand Melee	200	30	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Frosty's old silk hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Frosty's snowball sack	1-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
frozen nunchaku	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
frozen seal spine	1-Hand Melee	140	0	0	0	55 musc	[ DESC ]
furniture dolly	Accessory	--	0	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
furry green earmuffs	Accessory	--	0	0	0	7 myst	[ DESC ]
furry green turtle	Hat	45	0	0	0	07 musc	[ DESC ]
furry kilt	Pants	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
furry pants	Pants	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
furry skirt	Pants	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
ga-ga radio	2-Hand Ranged	125	0	0	0	47 mox	[ DESC ]
Gaia beads	Accessory	--	0	0	0	72 myst	[ DESC ]
ganger bandana	Hat	200	5	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
garish pinky ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
gatorskin umbrella	1-Hand Melee	140	0	0	0	100 musc	[ DESC ]
gauze shorts	Pants	170	0	0	0	70 mox	[ DESC ]
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
gearbox necklace	Accessory	--	0	11	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	Shirt	130	0	0	0	50 musc	[ DESC ]
giant cactus quill	1-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
giant cheesestick	2-Hand Melee	120	0	5	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
giant designer sunglasses	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
giant discarded bottlecap	Hat	155	0	0	0	62 mox	[ DESC ]
giant discarded plastic fork	2-Hand Melee	155	0	0	0	62 musc	[ DESC ]
giant discarded torn-up glove	Pants	155	0	0	-10	62 mox	[ DESC ]
giant driftwood sculpture	2-Hand Melee	190	0	0	8	80 musc	[ DESC ]
giant fishhook	2-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
giant foam finger	1-Hand Melee	170	0	0	0	70 musc	[ DESC ]
giant needle	2-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
giant pinky ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
giant stuffed bugbear	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
gingham blouse	Shirt	100	5	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	Offhand	--	0	14	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
glass gnoll eye	Offhand	--	0	3	0	2 myst	[ DESC ]
glistening staff	2-Hand Melee	60	0	2	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
glowing esca	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
glowing red eye	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
gnatwing earring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
gnauga hide buckler	Offhand	--	3	3	3	30 musc	[ DESC ]
gnauga hide chaps	Pants	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
gnauga hide kilt	Pants	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
gnauga hide skirt	Pants	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
gnauga hide vest	Shirt	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
gnauga hide whip	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
gnoll-tooth necklace	Accessory	--	5	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
Gnollish autoplunger	2-Hand Melee	60	0	3	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
Gnollish flyswatter	1-Hand Melee	35	0	0	0	02 musc	[ DESC ]
Gnollish pie server	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Gnollish plunger	1-Hand Melee	35	0	0	0	02 musc	[ DESC ]
Gnollish slotted spoon	1-Hand Melee	25	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
goat beard	Hat	60	0	3	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
goatskin umbrella	1-Hand Melee	180	0	0	0	75 musc	[ DESC ]
gold lame pants	Pants	100	0	0	-8	35 mox	[ DESC ]
golden sausage	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
goofily-plumed helmet	Hat	70	0	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
goth kid t-shirt	Shirt	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
goulauncher	2-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	4	35 mox	[ DESC ]
grass blade	1-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
grass hat	Hat	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
grass skirt	Pants	80	0	0	5	25 mox	[ DESC ]
grass whistle	1-Hand Ranged	90	0	0	6	35 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
grassy cutlass	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
Grateful Undead T-shirt	Shirt	70	0	0	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
grave robbing shovel	2-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
gray bow tie	Accessory	--	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
grease gun	1-Hand Ranged	65	0	0	3	20 mox	[ DESC ]
Greek Pasta of Peril	1-Hand Melee	90	0	11	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
green balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Green Clover of Justice	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
green glowstick	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Grimacite gaiters	Pants	150	0	10	0	40 mox	[ DESC ]
Grimacite gasmask	Hat	150	30%	0	0	40 mox	[ DESC ]
Grimacite gauntlets	Accessory	--	10	0	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
Grimacite girdle	Accessory	--	0	10	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
Grimacite go-go boots	Accessory	--	0	0	10	15 myst	[ DESC ]
Grimacite gown	Shirt	150	0	0	0	40 musc	[ DESC ]
groovy prism necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
grungy bandana	Hat	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
grungy flannel shirt	Shirt	150	0	0	11	60 mox	[ DESC ]
haiku katana	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
hairy staff	2-Hand Melee	135	0	7	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
half-sized guitar	2-Hand Ranged	40	0	0	2	5 mox	[ DESC ]
halfberd	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
halibut	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
hamethyst bracelet	Accessory	--	3	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
hamethyst earring	Accessory	--	5	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
hamethyst necklace	Accessory	--	4	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
hamethyst ring	Accessory	--	5	2	3	10 myst	[ DESC ]
Hammer of Smiting	1-Hand Melee	90	16	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
handmade hobby horse	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
happiness	1-Hand Ranged	165	0	0	0	67 mox	[ DESC ]
harem girl t-shirt	Shirt	25	0	0	3	None	[ DESC ]
headhunter necktie	Accessory	--	15	0	-3	65 myst	[ DESC ]
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2-Hand Ranged	120	0	0	0	45 mox	[ DESC ]
helmet turtle	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
hemp bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
hippo skin buckler	Offhand	--	5	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
hippo whip	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
hippopotamus kilt	Pants	130	0	0	0	50 mox	[ DESC ]
hippopotamus pants	Pants	130	0	0	0	50 mox	[ DESC ]
hippopotamus skirt	Pants	130	0	0	0	50 mox	[ DESC ]
hipposkin poncho	Shirt	120	0	0	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
hippy bongo	1-Hand Ranged	70	0	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
hippy medical kit	Accessory	--	0	10	0	72 myst	[ DESC ]
hippy protest button	Accessory	--	0	0	0	65 myst	[ DESC ]
hobo code binder	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
hobo dungarees	Pants	200	0	5	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
hobo stogie	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
hockey stick of furious angry rage	Accessory	--	5%	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's almanac	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's bow tie	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's cane	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's garbage sticker	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's harmonica	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Pants	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's lucky sock	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's metal detector	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's porkpie hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's varcolac paw	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Hodgman's whackin' stick	1-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
homoerotic frat-paddle	1-Hand Melee	70	0	0	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
hors d'oeuvre tray	Offhand	--	0	0	0	40 musc	[ DESC ]
hot cross bow	2-Hand Ranged	130	5	0	7	45 mox	[ DESC ]
hot-ass club	2-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
huge mirror shard	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
huge spoon	1-Hand Melee	90	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
hypnodisk	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
Ice-Cold Beering	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
icy-hot katana	2-Hand Melee	90	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
Iiti Kitty phone charm	Accessory	--	0	0	0	67 myst	[ DESC ]
immense cyborg hand	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
incredibly creepy marionette	Offhand	--	0	3	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
incredibly dense meat gem	Accessory	--	0	0	5	None	[ DESC ]
indie comic hipster glasses	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
infernal fife	2-Hand Ranged	55	0	0	0	12 mox	[ DESC ]
infernal insoles	Accessory	--	0	0	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
infernal toilet brush	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
inflatable duck	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
invisible bag	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
irate sombrero	Hat	45	0	0	0	07 mox	[ DESC ]
Iron Beta of Industry	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
iron pasta spoon	1-Hand Melee	110	0	0	0	40 musc	[ DESC ]
jack flapper	1-Hand Melee	35	0	0	0	02 musc	[ DESC ]
jar of anniversary jam	Accessory	--	1	1	1	None	[ DESC ]
Jarlsberg's earring	Accessory	--	0	10	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
joybuzzer	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
jungle drum	2-Hand Ranged	160	0	0	0	65 mox	[ DESC ]
Junior Adventurer's merit badge	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
junk-mail pants	Pants	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
keg shield	Offhand	--	0	5	0	70 musc	[ DESC ]
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	70	0	0	5	20 mox	[ DESC ]
Kentucky-fried meat staff	2-Hand Melee	70	0	5	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
Kentucky-fried meat sword	2-Hand Melee	70	5	0	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
Kentucky-style derby	Hat	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Kevlar balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
kick-ass kicks	Accessory	--	0	0	3	65 myst	[ DESC ]
kickback cookbook	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
killer rag doll	Offhand	--	3	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
Kiss the Knob apron	Shirt	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
knob bugle	1-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin elite helm	Hat	60	3	0	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin elite pants	Pants	60	0	0	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin elite polearm	2-Hand Melee	60	0	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin elite shirt	Shirt	35	3	0	0	02 musc	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin harem pants	Pants	10	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin harem veil	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin melon baller	1-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin pants	Pants	25	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin scimitar	1-Hand Melee	15	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin spatula	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin tongs	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Knob Goblin Uberpants	Pants	45	2	2	2	07 mox	[ DESC ]
Knob Goblin visor	Hat	50	0	0	3	10 mox	[ DESC ]
knobby helmet turtle	Hat	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
knobby kneepads	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
KoL Con 3-D Glasses	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	2-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
KoL Con IV Pole	Offhand	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
ladle of mystery	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
lead pipe	1-Hand Melee	175	6	6	0	72 musc	[ DESC ]
lead yo-yo	1-Hand Ranged	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
Lead Zeta of Chastity	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
leather chaps	Pants	160	-2	0	4	65 mox	[ DESC ]
leather mask	Hat	60	3	0	-3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
left half of a heart necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
left-handed melodica	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 mox	[ DESC ]
leotarrrd	Pants	90	0	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
lihc face	Hat	90	0	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
linoleum crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	7	35 mox	[ DESC ]
linoleum helmet turtle	Hat	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
linoleum staff	2-Hand Melee	120	0	7	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
linoleum sword	2-Hand Melee	110	7	0	0	40 musc	[ DESC ]
little paper umbrella	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
little round pebble	Offhand	--	0	0	0	7 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	Shirt	45	0	0	3	07 musc	[ DESC ]
Lockenstock (TM) sandals	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
longhaired hippy wig	Hat	200	0	5%	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
los chinos	Pants	55	0	0	0	12 mox	[ DESC ]
lucky ball-and-chain	2-Hand Ranged	130	0	0	0	50 mox	[ DESC ]
lucky bottlecap	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
lucky lighter	Offhand	--	0	0	0	2 myst	[ DESC ]
lucky rabbit's foot	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
lupine sword	1-Hand Melee	115	0	0	0	42 musc	[ DESC ]
LWA ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
mad scientist's sock monkey	Offhand	--	0	0	3	40 myst	[ DESC ]
magic lamp	Offhand	--	0	5	0	None	[ DESC ]
magic whistle	1-Hand Ranged	85	0	0	0	27 mox	[ DESC ]
magical ice cubes	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
magilaser blastercannon	2-Hand Ranged	155	0	0	0	62 mox	[ DESC ]
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
maiden wig	Hat	35	0	0	0	02 mox	[ DESC ]
makeshift cape	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
makeshift castanets	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 mox	[ DESC ]
makeshift SCUBA gear	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
makeshift skirt	Pants	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
makeshift turban	Hat	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
manly bloomers	Pants	55	6	0	0	12 mox	[ DESC ]
mannequin leg	1-Hand Melee	110	0	0	5	40 musc	[ DESC ]
mariachi pants	Pants	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
marinara jug	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 myst	[ DESC ]
marionette collective	Offhand	--	0	3	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
massive sitar	2-Hand Ranged	190	0	12	0	80 mox	[ DESC ]
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1-Hand Melee	165	0	10	0	67 musc	[ DESC ]
mayfly bait necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
meat cowboy hat	Hat	40	3	0	0	05 mox	[ DESC ]
meatloaf helmet	Hat	55	2	0	0	12 mox	[ DESC ]
meatspout staff	2-Hand Melee	125	0	7	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
meaty helmet turtle	Hat	70	3	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
Mega Gem	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin breastplate	Shirt	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin hookspear	1-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin mining pick	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin prayerbeads	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin roundshield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin sneakmask	Hat	200	0	0	5	85 mox	[ DESC ]
Mer-kin takebag	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
mesh cap	Hat	165	4	0	-2	67 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
metallic foil cat ears	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
miner's helmet	Hat	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
miner's pants	Pants	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
mini-zeppelin	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Mohawk wig	Hat	140	0	0	0	55 mox	[ DESC ]
moist sailor's cap	Hat	200	10	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
monster bait	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
mood ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
mostly rat-hide leggings	Pants	200	0	0	5	200 mox	[ DESC ]
moxie magnet	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Mr. Balloon	Offhand	--	3	3	3	None	[ DESC ]
Mr. Joe's bangles	Accessory	--	0	10	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
muculent machete	1-Hand Melee	60	2	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
Mudflap-Girl Earring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
mullet wig	Hat	40	0	0	0	05 mox	[ DESC ]
mummy mask	Hat	170	0	0	0	70 mox	[ DESC ]
Mylar balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
nasty rat mask	Hat	180	0	0	9	75 mox	[ DESC ]
nasty-ass club	2-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
natty blue ascot	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
naughty fortune teller	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
navel ring of navel gazing	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Necrotelicomnicon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	Accessory	--	8	8	8	85 myst	[ DESC ]
ninja hot pants	Pants	70	0	0	0	20 mox	[ DESC ]
ninja mop	2-Hand Melee	90	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
non-stick pugil stick	2-Hand Melee	200	10	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
Nose Ring of Putrescence	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
nurse's hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
obsidian dagger	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
ocarina of space	2-Hand Ranged	120	0	0	0	45 mox	[ DESC ]
octopus's spade	1-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
office-supply crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	3	10 mox	[ DESC ]
Ol' Scratch's ash can	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Ol' Scratch's manacles	Accessory	--	0	0	15	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	Pants	200	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Ol' Scratch's stove door	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Hat	200	0	20%	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
old patched suit-pants	Pants	200	0	0	5	200 mox	[ DESC ]
old soft shoes	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
opera mask	Hat	10	0	0	-5	None	[ DESC ]
Orange peel hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Orcish baseball cap	Hat	60	3	-3	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
Orcish cargo shorts	Pants	60	3	-3	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
Order of the Silver Wossname	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
origami pasties	Shirt	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
origami riding crop	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Oscus's dumpster waders	Pants	200	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Oscus's flypaper pants	Pants	200	0	0	20	200 mox	[ DESC ]
Oscus's garbage can lid	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Oscus's pelt	Accessory	--	0	20	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
out-of-tune biwa	2-Hand Ranged	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
outrageous sombrero	Hat	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
oversized pizza cutter	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
oyster basket	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
oyster egg balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
pail	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
palm-frond capris	Pants	140	0	0	4	55 mox	[ DESC ]
palm-frond cloak	Shirt	140	0	0	0	55 musc	[ DESC ]
palm-frond whip	1-Hand Melee	25	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
panhandle panhandling hat	Hat	150	0	0	0	175 musc	[ DESC ]
pants of the Slug Lord	Pants	35	0	0	0	02 mox	[ DESC ]
paper-plate-mail pants	Pants	80	0	0	0	25 mox	[ DESC ]
parasitic claw	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
parasitic headgnawer	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
parasitic strangleworm	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
parasitic tentacles	Pants	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
party hat	Hat	30	0	3	0	None	[ DESC ]
Pasta of Peril	1-Hand Melee	50	0	7	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
pasta spoon	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
pat-a-cake pendant	Accessory	--	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
patent leather shoes	Accessory	--	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
peace-sign necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
Pendant of Fire	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
penguin shorts	Pants	120	0	0	0	45 mox	[ DESC ]
penguin skin buckler	Offhand	--	0	0	5	30 musc	[ DESC ]
penguin thesaurus	Offhand	--	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
penguin whip	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
penguinskin mini-kilt	Pants	120	0	0	0	45 mox	[ DESC ]
penguinskin mini-skirt	Pants	120	0	0	0	45 mox	[ DESC ]
pentacorn hat	Hat	40	0	0	0	05 mox	[ DESC ]
perforated battle paddle	2-Hand Melee	175	0	0	0	72 musc	[ DESC ]
Periodical Paintbrush	1-Hand Melee	100	20	20	20	None	[ DESC ]
pestoblade	1-Hand Melee	50	3	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
phat turquoise bracelet	Accessory	--	0	5	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
pimpin' meat hat	Hat	55	0	0	2	12 mox	[ DESC ]
Pine-Fresh air freshener	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
pink glowstick	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Pink Heart of Spirit	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
pink pinkslip slip	Pants	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
pink plastic baby	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
pirate fledges	Accessory	--	7	7	7	80 myst	[ DESC ]
pirate shirt	Shirt	50	0	0	3	10 musc	[ DESC ]
pitchfork	1-Hand Melee	125	0	0	0	47 musc	[ DESC ]
pixel boomerang	1-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
pixel hat	Hat	50	2	2	2	10 mox	[ DESC ]
pixel pants	Pants	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
pixel shield	Offhand	--	5	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
pixel sword	1-Hand Melee	50	0	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
plastic guitar	2-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	5	35 mox	[ DESC ]
plexiglass pants	Pants	180	0	0	30%	75 mox	[ DESC ]
plexiglass pendant	Accessory	--	0	0	30%	75 myst	[ DESC ]
plexiglass pike pike	2-Hand Melee	180	30%	0	0	75 musc	[ DESC ]
plexiglass pinky ring	Accessory	--	0	30%	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	180	30%	0	0	75 mox	[ DESC ]
plexiglass pocketwatch	Accessory	--	0	30%	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
pocket theremin	2-Hand Ranged	35	0	0	0	2 mox	[ DESC ]
pointed stick	1-Hand Melee	160	0	0	0	65 musc	[ DESC ]
polka-dot bowtie	Accessory	--	0	0	3	10 myst	[ DESC ]
polyalloy shield	Offhand	--	10	0	0	55 musc	[ DESC ]
pool cue	2-Hand Melee	40	0	0	3	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
porquoise bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	4	10 myst	[ DESC ]
porquoise eyebrow ring	Accessory	--	0	0	5	10 myst	[ DESC ]
porquoise necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	4	10 myst	[ DESC ]
porquoise ring	Accessory	--	2	3	5	10 myst	[ DESC ]
portable corkscrew	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
potato pistol	1-Hand Ranged	120	0	0	5	45 mox	[ DESC ]
poutine pole	2-Hand Melee	55	0	3	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
prehistoric spear	1-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	Shirt	130	0	0	0	50 musc	[ DESC ]
projectile icemaker	2-Hand Ranged	125	0	0	7	45 mox	[ DESC ]
propeller beanie	Hat	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
psycho sweater	Shirt	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
pulled porquoise earring	Accessory	--	0	0	9	40 myst	[ DESC ]
pulled porquoise pendant	Accessory	--	0	0	10	40 myst	[ DESC ]
pulled porquoise ring	Accessory	--	0	0	11	40 myst	[ DESC ]
purple glowstick	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
Putrid Pendant	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
PVC staff	2-Hand Melee	200	0	15	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
pygmy nose-bone	Accessory	--	0	0	7	62 myst	[ DESC ]
pygmy spear	1-Hand Melee	165	7	0	0	67 musc	[ DESC ]
rag doll	Offhand	--	3	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
Raggedy Hippy doll	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
rainbow crossbow	1-Hand Ranged	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
ram stick	2-Hand Melee	115	0	0	5	42 musc	[ DESC ]
ram-battering staff	2-Hand Melee	135	0	0	5	52 musc	[ DESC ]
raspberry beret	Hat	50	0	0	0	10 mox	[ DESC ]
ratarang	1-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
ratskin belt	Accessory	--	0	0	8	75 myst	[ DESC ]
rattail whip	1-Hand Melee	--	0	0	5	None	[ DESC ]
rave whistle	1-Hand Ranged	135	0	0	0	52 mox	[ DESC ]
ravioli hat	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
red balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Red Balloon of Valor	Accessory	--	5	5	5	None	[ DESC ]
red plastic baby	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
reinforced beaded headband	Hat	170	0	0	0	70 mox	[ DESC ]
reinforced furry underpants	Accessory	--	0	2	0	None	[ DESC ]
repeating crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	65	0	0	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
rhinestone cowboy shirt	Shirt	100	5	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
rib of the Bonerdagon	2-Hand Melee	80	5	5	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
rice bowl	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
ridiculously huge sword	2-Hand Melee	140	0	0	0	55 musc	[ DESC ]
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
right half of a heart necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
ring of adornment	Accessory	--	0	0	5	25 myst	[ DESC ]
ring of aggravate monster	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
ring of cold resistance	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
ring of conflict	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
Ring of Fire	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
ring of fire resistance	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
ring of gain strength	Accessory	--	5	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
ring of half-assed regeneration	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
ring of increase damage	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Ring of the Sewer Snake	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
roboduck-on-a-string	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
Rock and Roll Legend	2-Hand Ranged	50	0	0	7	10 mox	[ DESC ]
rope with some soap on it	Accessory	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
round green sunglasses	Accessory	--	0	0	9	80 myst	[ DESC ]
round purple sunglasses	Accessory	--	0	0	0	70 myst	[ DESC ]
rubber axe	2-Hand Melee	40	0	0	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
rubber WWBD? bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
rubber WWJD? bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
rubber WWSPD? bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
rum barrel charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
rusty chain necklace	Accessory	--	9	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
rusty compass	Offhand	--	0	0	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
rusty diving helmet	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
rusty grave robbing shovel	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
rusty old lantern	Offhand	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
rusty speargun	1-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
sabre teeth	1-Hand Melee	60	0	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
Saccharine Maple pendant	Accessory	--	0	0	0	22 myst	[ DESC ]
sack of doorknobs	2-Hand Ranged	110	0	0	0	40 mox	[ DESC ]
safarrri hat	Hat	90	0	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
safety vest	Shirt	70	0	0	5	20 musc	[ DESC ]
saucepan	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
savory crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	80	0	0	4	25 mox	[ DESC ]
savory staff	2-Hand Melee	80	0	4	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
savory sword	1-Hand Melee	80	4	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
sawblade shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	75 musc	[ DESC ]
Scalp of Gorgolok	Hat	50	7	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
scorpion whip	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	1-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
scratch 'n' sniff sword	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
sea salt scrubs	Shirt	200	0	15	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
seal-clubbing club	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
seal-skull helmet	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
sealskin drum	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 musc	[ DESC ]
Seasonal Beret	Hat	100	10	10	10	35 myst	[ DESC ]
sebaceous shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
sequined fez	Hat	80	0	0	3	25 mox	[ DESC ]
serpentine sword	1-Hand Melee	115	0	0	0	42 musc	[ DESC ]
set of jacks	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
severed flipper	1-Hand Melee	80	5	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
sewer turtle	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
shadowy seal eye	Offhand	--	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	2-Hand Ranged	90	0	0	11	15 mox	[ DESC ]
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	200 mox	[ DESC ]
shark jumper	Shirt	200	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
shark tooth necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
shiny butcherknife	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
shiny hood ornament	Accessory	--	0	0	0	80 myst	[ DESC ]
shiny ring	Accessory	--	3	3	3	10 myst	[ DESC ]
shuddersword	2-Hand Melee	125	7	0	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
silver sausage	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
silver shrimp fork	1-Hand Melee	120	0	0	0	45 myst	[ DESC ]
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	5	80 myst	[ DESC ]
Sinful Desires	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
six-rainbow shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	70 musc	[ DESC ]
sk8board	Accessory	--	0	0	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
skeleton bone	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
skeletortoise	Hat	30	0	2	0	None	[ DESC ]
sleazy bindle	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
slightly peevedbow	2-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	0	15 mox	[ DESC ]
slingshot	2-Hand Ranged	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Slow Talkin' Eliot's dogtags	Accessory	--	30	0	0	45 myst	[ DESC ]
smoldering staff	2-Hand Melee	125	0	7	5	45 musc	[ DESC ]
snake shield	Offhand	--	6	0	0	42 musc	[ DESC ]
snarling wolf shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	42 musc	[ DESC ]
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	Accessory	--	0	0	10	25 myst	[ DESC ]
snorkel	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Snow Queen Crown	Hat	115	0	0	0	42 mox	[ DESC ]
snowboarder pants	Pants	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
soggy wofl t-shirt	Shirt	45	3	0	0	07 musc	[ DESC ]
solid baconstone earring	Accessory	--	0	8	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
solid baconstone necklace	Accessory	--	0	10	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
solid baconstone ring	Accessory	--	0	12	0	40 myst	[ DESC ]
solid gold pegleg	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
souvenir ski t-shirt	Shirt	100	0	0	5	35 musc	[ DESC ]
soylent staff	2-Hand Melee	100	0	4	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
spade necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
spaghetti-box banjo	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 myst	[ DESC ]
spandex anniversary shorts	Pants	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Spanish fly trap	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
spark plug earring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
special sauce glove	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
spiked femur	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
Spirit Precipice	2-Hand Melee	135	7	5	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
sponge helmet	Hat	200	0	10	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
spongy shield	Offhand	--	10	0	0	95 musc	[ DESC ]
spooky bicycle chain	1-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
spooky bindle	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
spooky glove	Accessory	--	0	0	5	None	[ DESC ]
spooky hockey mask	Hat	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
Spooky Putty ball	1-Hand Ranged	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Spooky Putty leotard	Pants	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Spooky Putty mitre	Hat	100	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Spooky Putty snake	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
spooky staff	2-Hand Melee	35	0	2	0	02 musc	[ DESC ]
spooky stick	2-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
spork	1-Hand Melee	30	2	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
square sponge pants	Pants	200	0	0	10	85 mox	[ DESC ]
squeaky staff	2-Hand Melee	75	0	3	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
Squeezebox of the Ages	2-Hand Ranged	90	0	0	11	15 mox	[ DESC ]
Staff of Blood and Pudding	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Black Kettle	1-Hand Melee	10	0	10	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Grand Flambé	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	125 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Grease Trap	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	125 myst	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Staff of the Greasefire	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	20 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	125 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Midnight Snack	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Short Order Cook	1-Hand Melee	10	0	5	0	15 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1-Hand Melee	10	0	5	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	125 myst	[ DESC ]
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1-Hand Melee	10	0	15	0	125 myst	[ DESC ]
stainless steel scarf	Accessory	--	0	15%	0	30 myst	[ DESC ]
stainless steel shillelagh	1-Hand Melee	90	15%	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
stainless steel skullcap	Hat	90	15%	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
stainless steel slacks	Pants	90	0	0	15%	30 mox	[ DESC ]
stainless steel solitaire	Accessory	--	0	15%	0	30 myst	[ DESC ]
stainless steel suspenders	Accessory	--	0	0	15%	30 myst	[ DESC ]
star boomerang	1-Hand Ranged	135	0	0	5	52 mox	[ DESC ]
star buckler	Offhand	--	2	2	2	67 musc	[ DESC ]
star crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	165	0	0	8	67 mox	[ DESC ]
star hat	Hat	165	0	0	0	67 mox	[ DESC ]
star pants	Pants	165	0	0	0	67 mox	[ DESC ]
star shirt	Shirt	165	3	3	3	67 musc	[ DESC ]
star spatula	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
star staff	2-Hand Melee	165	0	8	0	67 musc	[ DESC ]
star stiletto	1-Hand Melee	135	5	0	0	52 musc	[ DESC ]
star sword	2-Hand Melee	165	8	0	0	67 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
starchy crossbow	1-Hand Ranged	40	0	0	3	05 mox	[ DESC ]
starchy staff	2-Hand Melee	40	0	3	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
starchy sword	1-Hand Melee	40	3	0	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
stick-on eyebrow piercing	Accessory	--	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
sticky meat kilt	Pants	45	0	0	3	07 mox	[ DESC ]
sticky meat pants	Pants	45	0	0	3	07 mox	[ DESC ]
sticky meat skirt	Pants	45	0	0	3	07 mox	[ DESC ]
stinkin' bindle	2-Hand Melee	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
stolen accordion	2-Hand Ranged	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stone banjo	2-Hand Ranged	25	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
stone baseball cap	Hat	195	0	0	0	82 mox	[ DESC ]
straw hat	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
string of blue beads	Accessory	--	0	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
string of green beads	Accessory	--	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
string of red beads	Accessory	--	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
studded leather boxer shorts	Pants	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed astral badger	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed baby gravy fairy	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed can of asparagus	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed Cheshire bitten	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed cocoabo	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed crazy bastard sword	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
stuffed dodecapede	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed doppelshifter	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed flaming gravy fairy	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed frozen gravy fairy	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed ghuol whelp	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed hand turkey	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed key	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed martini	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed Meat	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed mind flayer	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed mink	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed Mob Penguin	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed monocle	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed sabre-toothed lime	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed scary death orb	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed shoulder parrot	Accessory	--	0	0	0	25 myst	[ DESC ]
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed snowy owl	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed spooky gravy fairy	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed stab bat	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed stinky gravy fairy	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed teddy butler	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
stuffed tin of caviar	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed treasure chest	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed undead elbow macaroni	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed yeti	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed yo-yo	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
stuffed zmobie	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
styrofoam crossbow	2-Hand Ranged	60	0	0	3	15 mox	[ DESC ]
styrofoam staff	2-Hand Melee	60	0	3	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
styrofoam sword	1-Hand Melee	60	3	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
suede shortsword	1-Hand Melee	40	0	0	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
Super Magic Power Sword X	1-Hand Melee	100	4	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
supportive bra	Shirt	50	0	0	3	10 mox	[ DESC ]
swashbuckling pants	Pants	80	0	0	4	25 mox	[ DESC ]
sweet ninja sword	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2-Hand Melee	130	7	0	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
sword of static	1-Hand Melee	75	3	0	2	20 musc	[ DESC ]
tail o' nine cats	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Talisman o' Nam	Accessory	--	1	1	1	25 myst	[ DESC ]
Talisman of Baio	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Talisman of Bakula	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tap shoes	Accessory	--	0	0	11	None	[ DESC ]
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
tattered paper crown	Hat	60	3	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
teflon shield	Offhand	--	10	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
teflon spatula	1-Hand Melee	200	0	10	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
teflon swim fins	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
The Ring	Accessory	--	3	3	3	60 myst	[ DESC ]
The Spirit of Crimbo	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
thought balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tighty whiteys	Pants	40	0	0	0	5 musc	[ DESC ]
Tiki lighter	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny ninja sword	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic accordion thief	Accessory	--	0	1	2	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic angry bugbear	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic angry goat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic anime smiley	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic astronomer	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Axe Wound	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Baron Von Ratsworth	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic barrrnacle	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic beanbat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
tiny plastic bitchin' meat car	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Black Knight	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic blooper	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	Accessory	--	0	3	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Boris	Accessory	--	5	3	3	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Boss Bat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic brainsweeper	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic briefcase bat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Cheshire bat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic cocoabo	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic coffee pixie	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Crimbo elf	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic cubist bull	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic demoninja	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic disco bandit	Accessory	--	1	0	2	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic drunk goat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Ed the Undying	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
tiny plastic fat stack of cash	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Felonia	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic fluffy bunny	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic fruit golem	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic G Imp	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic goth giant	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic grue	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic handsome mariachi	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Hellion	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic hermit	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	Accessory	--	3	5	3	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic killer bee	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	Accessory	--	3	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Knott Yeti	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic leprechaun	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic levitating potato	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Mob Penguin	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic mosquito	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic mutant elf	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic ninja snowman	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic pastamancer	Accessory	--	1	2	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Protagonist	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic protector spectre	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic sauceror	Accessory	--	0	2	1	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic scary clown	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Scream Queen	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
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tiny plastic seal clubber	Accessory	--	2	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic senile lihc	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic smarmy pirate	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	Accessory	--	3	3	5	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Spam Witch	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic spiny skelelton	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic spooky vampire	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Spunky Princess	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic stab bat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic star starfish	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic strand of DNA	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Susie	Accessory	--	5	5	5	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic sword	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic taco cat	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic the Big Wisniewski	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic the Man	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic topiary golem	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Trouser Snake	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic turtle tamer	Accessory	--	2	1	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic warwelf	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic whitesnake	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic XXX pr0n	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tiny plastic zmobie	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tip jar	Offhand	--	0	0	0	52 myst	[ DESC ]
titanium assault umbrella	1-Hand Melee	130	0	0	0	50 musc	[ DESC ]
toy crazy train	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
toy jet pack	Accessory	--	0	0	0	72 myst	[ DESC ]
toy maglev monorail	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
toy ray gun	1-Hand Ranged	175	0	0	0	72 mox	[ DESC ]
toy space helmet	Hat	175	0	0	0	72 mox	[ DESC ]
Tropical Crimbo Hat	Hat	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
Tropical Crimbo Shorts	Pants	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
Tropical Crimbo Sword	1-Hand Melee	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
tropical paperweight	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
troutpiece	Pants	110	0	0	0	40 mox	[ DESC ]
trusty torch	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
tube sock	Accessory	--	0	0	20	45 myst	[ DESC ]
Tuesday's ruby	Offhand	--	5%	5%	5%	45 myst	[ DESC ]
Turtleslinger	1-Hand Melee	50	7	0	0	10 musc	[ DESC ]
tuxedo shirt	Shirt	100	0	0	7	35 musc	[ DESC ]
two-handed depthsword	2-Hand Melee	120	0	0	0	45 musc	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
ultimate ultimate frisbee	1-Hand Ranged	75	0	0	2	22 mox	[ DESC ]
Unspeakable Earring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	60 myst	[ DESC ]
Uranium Omega of Temperence	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
V for Vivala mask	Accessory	--	30	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
vampire cape	Shirt	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
vampire pearl earring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	47 myst	[ DESC ]
vampire pearl necklace	Accessory	--	0	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
vampire pearl ring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	35 myst	[ DESC ]
velcro boots	Accessory	--	0	10	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
velcro broadsword	1-Hand Melee	200	5	0	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
velcro paddle ball	1-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	5	85 mox	[ DESC ]
velcro shield	Offhand	--	0	10	0	85 musc	[ DESC ]
vibrating cyborg knife	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	55 musc	[ DESC ]
viking helmet	Hat	20	1	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
vinyl boots	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
vinyl shield	Offhand	--	0	0	10	85 musc	[ DESC ]
vorpal blade	1-Hand Melee	90	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
walrus-tusk earring	Accessory	--	0	0	0	10 myst	[ DESC ]
Wand of Nagamar	1-Hand Melee	30	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Wand of Oscus	Offhand	--	0	0	0	200 myst	[ DESC ]
war tongs	1-Hand Melee	180	0	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
washboard shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	150 musc	[ DESC ]
water wings	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
water-polo cap	Hat	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
water-polo mitt	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
webbed comic mask	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
wheel	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
white balloon	Offhand	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
white belt	Accessory	--	3	0	0	5 musc	[ DESC ]
white collar	Accessory	--	0	0	1	None	[ DESC ]
white hat hacker T-shirt	Shirt	65	0	0	0	17 musc	[ DESC ]
white satin pants	Pants	40	0	0	0	05 mox	[ DESC ]
white satin shield	Offhand	--	0	0	2	25 musc	[ DESC ]
white snakeskin duster	Shirt	45	3	0	0	7 musc	[ DESC ]
white sword	1-Hand Melee	40	2	0	0	05 musc	[ DESC ]
white whip	1-Hand Melee	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
wholeberd	2-Hand Melee	80	0	0	0	25 musc	[ DESC ]
wicker shield	Offhand	--	0	0	6	70 musc	[ DESC ]
wiffle-flail	2-Hand Melee	75	2	3	0	20 musc	[ DESC ]
willowy bonnet	Hat	75	0	0	0	22 mox	[ DESC ]
witch hat	Hat	10	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
witty rapier	1-Hand Melee	150	0	0	0	60 musc	[ DESC ]
wolf mask	Hat	150	4	0	5	60 mox	[ DESC ]
wonderwall shield	Offhand	--	0	0	0	70 musc	[ DESC ]
wooden axe	2-Hand Melee	60	3	0	0	15 musc	[ DESC ]
wooden salad bowl	Hat	120	0	0	0	45 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
wooden stakes	2-Hand Melee	25	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
wool hat	Hat	175	0	0	0	72 mox	[ DESC ]
world's smallest violin	1-Hand Ranged	150	0	0	0	60 mox	[ DESC ]
worm-riding hooks	2-Hand Melee	50	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
worn tophat	Hat	125	0	0	7	47 mox	[ DESC ]
woven baling wire bracelets	Accessory	--	0	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
wreath of laurels	Hat	200	25	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
wrench bracelet	Accessory	--	5	0	0	75 myst	[ DESC ]
x-ray specs	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Xtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	Shirt	90	0	0	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
yak anorak	Shirt	115	0	0	0	42 musc	[ DESC ]
yak skin buckler	Offhand	--	0	5	0	30 musc	[ DESC ]
yak toupee	Hat	100	0	0	0	35 mox	[ DESC ]
yak whip	1-Hand Melee	20	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
yakskin kilt	Pants	140	0	0	0	55 mox	[ DESC ]
yakskin pants	Pants	140	0	0	0	55 mox	[ DESC ]
yakskin skirt	Pants	140	0	0	0	55 mox	[ DESC ]
ye olde golde frontes	Accessory	--	15	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	Shirt	100	0	0	0	35 musc	[ DESC ]
yellow glowstick	Accessory	--	0	0	0	None	[ DESC ]
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
yellow plastic hard hat	Hat	90	0	0	0	30 mox	[ DESC ]
yohohoyo	1-Hand Ranged	160	0	0	0	65 mox	[ DESC ]
<  Item	Type	Power	+ Musc	+ Myst	+ Mox	Requirement	Descript  >
Zim Merman's guitar	2-Hand Ranged	200	0	0	0	85 mox	[ DESC ]
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	Accessory	--	0	0	0	85 myst	[ DESC ]
Zombo's grievous greaves	Pants	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Zombo's shield	Offhand	--	20	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Zombo's shoulder blade	2-Hand Melee	200	30	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]
Zombo's skull ring	Accessory	--	0	0	15	200 myst	[ DESC ]
Zombo's skullcap	Hat	200	0	0	0	200 musc	[ DESC ]