This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with numbers and the letters E, F, H, and O. This lot is worth at least 5 million meat. Calculated ...

If you took 50 million pieces of meat, stacked them all on top of each other, and stood on the stack, you'd be able to look down on the world's tallest buildings! Then you'd ...

Hand knit scarf with glow-in-the dark embedded design of the owner's choosing. Original concept and chart is for a black Merino (soft) wool, with the Sword & Martini guy knit in ...

It's been well-established that most KoL players like to read. However, the opportunities for reading things in-game are pretty limited. Fortunately, we've come up with a great ...

This was one of the first prizes available in the original raffles sponsored by the Penguin Mafia. The wine is subtle, yet piquant; bright, yet approachable. It has a faint nutty ...

Spam poetry is created mainly from the subject lines of spam or junk email messages. At times, the random strings of text form interesting or comical messages. It is the haphazard ...

Weren't around for the 2nd Alpha reset? Want to be cool and pretend you were? This reset safe headgear is just the ticket.

This lot contains the entire Arboreal Raiment outfit: a can of fake snow, a tree skirt, and a colored-light "necklace". When someone asks you to dress up in an outfit appropriate ...

We're not prone to doing things half-astral around here, so here's another copy of June 2006's special of the month from Mr. Store. When used, it becomes an Astral Badger familiar. ...

Volleyball + Barrrnacle + Extra Violence! What's not to love? When used, April 2007's item of the month enters your terrarium as a Penguin Goodfella familiar. The Penguin Goodfella ...

Did you miss out on the first two copies of this item? Well, the third time's the charm. And we know you wouldn't want to side against the Family and pass this one by. Volleyball ...

This necklace is 16" long and made of pretty faux pearls and black quartz beads.

Cover of journal is black with white pinstripe satin finish fabric, inside cover is black fabric. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains 100 unlined ...

Cover of journal is pale green and turquoise blue with pale and dark green stripes, inside cover is pale green. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains ...

Cover of journal is blue fabric with a design made of dotted circles, inside cover is pale blue. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains 100 unlined ...

This necklace features sky blue pearls, white pearls, and sterling silver beads. It is 16" long.

A nifty weapon that lets you shoot bottle-rockets at your enemies. Those bottle-rockets do -- you guessed it -- various things! This was the Item of the Month from July 2007. ...

There are only so many things you can say about a crossbow that shoots bottle rockets. But we're here to tell you that although we may be out of clever verbage, we are not ...

Crossbows-R-Us, can we help you? Why yes, we do still have one of them left in stock. But it's the last one. It really, truly, absolutely is the last one. You might want to ...

Yes, we've got another pixie up on the blocks! We'd have more to say about it, but we can't stay here! This is bat country! The pixie is (as we noted previously) June 2007's ...

Earrings that resemble bouncy balls, what could be better! Each has 2 white ball beads with small green accents.

Can't stand hardcore oxy? You can still reap the rewards! This is a lot of 14 cans of Canned Air. Yes, we are actually selling air in this auction. We will assume that you ...

This clear glass bud vase stands about 8" high. It is decorated with a red rose design around the top and bottom rims and covered with "diamond dust" for an added bit of beauty ...

This is a lot of 4 Bugbear coasters: Revolving, Angry, Bugged, and Regular bugbears. Each is 4" wide and backed with colorful foam to prevent furniture scratching as well as laminated ...

Cover of journal is burgundy and green with contrasting green spots and the occasional scattered burgundy spot, inside cover is burgundy. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide ...

These are 1" long dangle earrings in the shape of butterflies. The butterflies are crystal and a sky blue crystal drop hangs from each one.

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter C. This lot is worth at least 15 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

Oh, hey! Have you seen my brother? He left? Darn! Hey, is this seat taken? Do you like to wrestle? Really? Great! Me too. Hey, what's that over there? It looks shiny! Do ...

These dangle earrings resemble yummy candies! Made from colorful faux stone chips and crystals.

6" ivy bowl decorated with a celestial theme, and covered with "diamond dust" to add a beautiful shimmer effect. Place glass votive holder with candle (not included) inside for ...

The winner of this lot will receive a print of any of the charcoal artworks listed on this page. The size ...

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, How we've wondered where you're at. But wonder no more! Listen, kids: We've got one here, so place your bids. This guy gives you stats and meat, A ...

This lot contains one One Pint and one Half Pint jar candle. They are double scented with both solid and liquid scent for longer lasting scent with better dispersal, and are hand ...

We just realized that we need to formally apologize for not adding the "Electric Boogaloo" rider to the names of all these #2 auctions. We hang our heads in collective shame, ...

Have you ever dreamed of being a DJ? More specifically, have you ever dreamed of being awarded one of the coveted Radio KoL DJ slots? Now's your chance to be a DJ-for-a-Day! ...

BZZZZZZZ, HEY MAN, NO TIME TO STOP AND TALK, GOTTA GET THINGS DONE, Y'KNOW, I'M A MAN OF ACTION, AND HEY, HAVE YOU TRIED THIS NEW DRINK, IT'S CALLED THE "BIG BLACK," SIX SHOTS ...

This was August 2006's special item of the month from Mr. Store. When used, it is installed in your terrarium as a Comma Chameleon familiar. When the chameleon eats a piece ...

If you want to get all gussied up to take your date bowling, to the Rose Bowl, or to see Bowfinger, or even -- never mind. That joke should just die a painless death right here. This ...

What do we want? More adventures! When do we want them? Last week! And, um, today as well. Next week too if that's OK. This ultra-rare item will give you ten (yes, ten) ...

These are cute little earrings made from origami cranes and silver.

How crazy is this? We've got a second copy of this ultra-rare item available for your bidding pleasure. Remember when you were young? Yeah, you sort of shined like the sun. ...

Acts like either a volleyball or a sombrero and does various robotechtronic things in combat. This is the Item of the Month from December 2007. You put the Crimbo P. R. E. S. ...

Ho ho ho! Uncle Crimbo's been saving this little package so a lucky adventurer can have his or her very own Springtime Crimbo season! No, it totally is NOT a spare present ...

This mammoth gift pack includes a sampling of items collected from all of the Crimbo holidays held to date. It's the perfect gift for the Crimbo historian in your life. Or for ...

This does something, but the author of this horrible auction description has no idea what. It IS reset safe, though! I know that!

This does something, but the author of this horrible auction description has no idea what. It IS reset safe, though! I know that!

Yarrr! This here lot be cursed! Abandon all hope, ye who browse here. Or, you know, just the opposite. This lot contains 50 pieces of thirteen and a guaranteed 50 turns of ...

So you're bidding on that Custom Avatar Form over there, huh? Well, you'll need some art to go with it. Have an idea, but no idea how to put it into pixels? Know exactly what you ...

Wow your friends! Amuse your colleagues! Bring despair to your enemies! The world is your oyster when you have your very own in-game custom avatar! This item can only be bought ...

This is a T-shirt in the winner's choice of color and avatar. It will be a custom one of a kind shirt with either your custom avatar or one image of your choosing from in-game. ...

The winner of the auction can provide as many personal dates as they like, to be included, and will have their choice of other sets of holidays and special dates, including inventions, ...

Well, lucky for you, you get a little bit of both in this lot. We've got your golden rings, your killing feathers, your laser-broiled pears, and all the other goodies that arrived ...

6" ivy bowl decorated with a daisy theme. Around the center is a ring of daisies with petals missing and the words, "Loves me, Loves me, Loves me". Various size daisies complete ...

The Dandy Lion Cub was the Item of the Month from March 2007. When used, it becomes a Dandy Lion familiar. The Dandy Lion acts as a gravy fairy and a ghuol whelp ... in other ...

Liquor may in fact be quicker, but this lion is absolutely dandy. Read on, MacGuff. The Dandy Lion Cub was the Item of the Month from March 2007. When used, it becomes a Dandy ...

You know, back in MY day -- before this newfangled "ascension" stuff that all the kids are doing nowadays -- when you leveled up your familiars, they stayed leveled. Except for ...

This painting is done in oil on paper and is 13 inches x ~19 inches (33 x 48 cm).

Cover of journal is blue, green, & cream diamond design, inside cover is matching green. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains 100 unlined 5 inch ...

Drink-a-drink-a-drink-a-drink meeeee! I wanna be dirty! Chill me, swill me, then bill me -- tiny plastic sword! Ahem. Another of the cocktails in the high-powered ...

Mom always said that people who live in Doll Houses shouldn't throw scones. At least, I think that's what she said; she mumbled a lot. In any event, purchasing this lot of ...

October 2005's item of the month is hard to tie down, literally. When you use it, it hope into your terrarium and becomes a Doppelshifter familiar. At the start of a fight, ...

You know, this would have been the perfect place to use the "doppel your pleasure, doppel your fun" joke, but here we are on the third of these items. And I'll be damned if I'm ...

Polymer clay dragon sculpture. This body is a lavender/light purple. Eyes, tongue, and claws are darker purple. Horns are creamy white and the same light purple as the body. ...

8 inch x 10 inch print of an original piece of art done in primsacolor pencils, chalk pastels, glitter gel pens and .005 artists pen in black.

This is a set of 4 coasters featuring enemies from drinking-related adventures: drunk goat, booze giant, n bottles of beer on the wall golem, and a beer batter. Each is 4" wide ...

Today may not be Oyster Egg Day, but don't let that deter you. This lot contains over 525 Oyster Eggs with an array of designs and colors. It is guaranteed to contain some of ...

Wad do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? Wads! Elemental wads! Twinkly ones, too. There are at least 2000 of each of the 5 types of elemental wads (cold, hot, ...

Every once in a while, you find yourself in the uncomfortable position of having to take back something you said earlier. Something like "I love your mom's beet salad," or "yes, ...

If salad like salad, then there's no salad like salad. Salad, wouldn't salad salad eat salad than your salad boring old salad? Salad! Salad salad salad salad! Saaaaaallaaaaad! Thank ...

Crimbo may come but once a year, but you can relive those magical holiday moments all over again with this little lot. Feliz Navidad! During Crimbo of 2004, the mysterious ...

This set of 4 coasters featuring older familiars of the month: Baby Yeti, Jill O'Lantern, Hand Turkey, and a Crimbo Elf. Each is 4" wide and backed with colorful foam to prevent ...

This is an approximately 16 x 35 inch print on glossy paper. Dragon is perched on a cliff, with boats in the water below and an army swarming to the waterfront. *note* This ...

It takes a real man to wear a shirt this flamingly pink. Or at least one with fire-retardant nipples. You'll look simply FABULOUS darling! Ooops. Not that kind of flaming? ...

These are a collection of flowers dropped by a familiar equipped with a Mayflower bouquet. Begpwnias, half-orchids, tin magnolias, tropical orchids, and upsy daisies. You also ...

If you're like me, you like to give your friends titles. And if you're like me, no sooner have you bestowed a title when you're struck with the idea for an even better one. Which ...

This lot contains one One Pint and one Half Pint jar candle. They are double scented with both solid and liquid scent for longer lasting scent with better dispersal, and are hand ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter G. This lot is worth at least 20 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

This is a short necklace perfect for a little girl. It is made of purple-green glass beads and opalized glass drops.

A Gluttonous Green Ghost from the Kingdom of Loathing made out of perler beads. Based off in-game artwork, custom pixel art by spr0cket and images on the Colour KoL site. Beaded ...

This is a gold color chain (may be gold-fill, it's vintage) with a luscious gold shell pearl vintage. It measures 17" long.

This is the discarded wrapping paper from a birthday present. You can make a cool outfit out of it if you have enough pieces.

Cover of journal is grass green with a design of circles composed of dots, inside cover is contrasting dark green. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains ...

Frozen fire? Has the world gone maaaaad? Nope, this is just the special item of the month from January 2007. When used, it changes form into one of five forms at random -- ...

This bracelet is sized for a 6-7 inch wrist and is made of bright green glass beads and silver.

These cute little earrings are made from green bracelet links and green crystals and measure 1" long.

This is a green shell pearl pendant on a 16" vintage gold color chain.

This lot contains one One Pint and one Half Pint jar candle. They are double scented with both solid and liquid scent for longer lasting scent with better dispersal, and are hand ...

As the Governator once famously remarked, "Ah'll be bock." Was he talking about this special brew? We doubt it, but frankly, he was kind of hard to figure out in those days, ...

This is a stool that has been hand-painted by Maeldwyn with various characters from The Simpsons. The stool is a two-step storage stool:

This lot is for 10 sheets of handmade paper, with the color and content of the sheets to be decided by the winning bidder. Each sheet is roughly 3/4 the size of a standard 8.5"x11" ...

Admit it -- you've lived in envy of people who can put that bouncy-boobies emoticon in chat any ... time ... they ... want! Well, wish no more my friend! Strangely, this thing ...

Hematite is known by many for its healing qualities and this bracelet features the mineral as well as pink quartz for a combination of health and beauty. Will fit on a 6-7" wrist.

Hobo arigato, Mr. BoozerBear, for sending us a second one of these sweet li'l vagrants to auction off. (He's KILROY!) We all know that the only thing that's more loveable than ...

Seeeeeeee the hypnodisk! Hypnodisk from Heeeey-Deeeeeze! At this point, you are listening to the sound of my voice, growing more and more relaxed, and watching the spinning ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter I. This lot is worth at least 20 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

Wait ... that's not off in the distance, it's right next to you. Some iceberg. More like an iceberglet. Oh ... wait. That's exactly what it is! Turns into four new pieces ...

Perhaps the most storied of the secret societies, the Illuminati are everywhere. When you see the number 23, a picture of a Golden Apple, a "Mr. Jones" representation, or the ...

"Incredibly dense" is the sort of phrase that you expect to be applied to certain late-night TV show hosts, or certain presidential policies -- it's not the sort of phrase that ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter J. This lot is worth at least 30 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

This was September 2005's Item of the Month from Mr. Store. It increases all of your attributes, AND your item drop %, by values that depend on the phases of the moon. This ...

Does various wizardy-type things. Also has the tallest item description popup in the game. Knowledge is power! This was July 2006's Item of the Month. It does the following ...

Are you a newcomer to the Kingdom? Have you been perplexed by the people in the forums posting about how great the "JEW Hat" is, in spite of the fact that the game doesn't seem ...

This is a set of 4 KoL coasters featuring: The hermit, the sword and martini guy, an astral spirit, and the astral gash. Each is 4" wide and backed with colorful foam to prevent ...

This is a black-background Sword-and-Martini Guy KoL License Plate, made of a durable, reflective street-sign type material with a steel backing. There might be a better way to ...

A beverage drinker is you! These mugs come with a picture of all 6 character classes - both male and female. Your favorite characters are joined by a stylish font proclaiming your ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter L. This lot is worth at least 8 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

This lot contains one One Pint and one Half Pint jar candle. They are double scented with both solid and liquid scent for longer lasting scent with better dispersal, and are hand ...

These are cute little 1" long lemon earrings.

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie? Wait, why are you asking me, again? Are you high? Anyway, if you've got designs ...

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie? Wait, why are you asking me, again? Are you high? Anyway, if you've got designs on ...

If you've seen Pink Flamingos, you might be a little worried about what this item does. Fear not! It's not that kind of Divine at all. This simply allows you to summon party ...

To err is human, but to throw a seriously good party is Divine. Dude! Sweet! If you've seen Pink Flamingos, you might be a little worried about what this item does. Fear not! ...

This lot contains one One Pint and one Half Pint jar candle. They are double scented with both solid and liquid scent for longer lasting scent with better dispersal, and are hand ...

No, this is not a duplicate item. The other one we auctioned was the Tam o'Shatner. This one has 100% less James T. Kirk, which for some people might make this item infinitely ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter M. This lot is worth at least 50 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

I'm late! I'm late! I'm late to purchase this awesome familiar from Mr. Store! But it's OK, because we have an extra one here for you to bid on. This was March 2006's ...

I'm late! I'm late! I'm late to purchase this awesome familiar from Mr. Store! (Man, I think my clock is slow. I seem to be late a lot these days.) But it's OK, because we ...

This was the Item of the Month from May 2007. No, it doesn't represent the musty smell of a ship loaded with pilgrims. When equipped by a familiar, this gives that familiar ...

This thing is hilarious! It says so right in the title, and of course we are firm believers in Truth In Packaging. Using this item gives you the skill "Summon Hilarious Objects," ...

Do you have an uncle who tells the same joke over and over again? Do you wish that he'd either get some new material, or perhaps get some exotic "mute plague?" Well, this is a ...

Friend! Does your favorite familiar suffer from fairy envy? Do you wince at seeing its wounded looks as you place it back in the terrarium whenever you need to get that last ...

If you constantly find yourself with not enough time to finish the things you want to do, you've come to the right place. This was November 2005's special item of the month ...

What's better than a Mr. Accessory? A Mr. Accessory and 10 million meat! Well, and a pony. We don't have a pony. But we do have this. Use the Mr. A to buy an item of the ...

This counterpart to Mr. Accessory makes up from a slight deficit in utility -- as it can't be traded for other Mr. Store items -- with a marked surplus of style and finesse. When ...

This is a lot of 4 coasters featuring the 3 forms of the Naughty Sorceress (spoiler!) and her tower. Each is 4" wide and backed with colorful foam to prevent furniture scratching ...

You know how sometimes, you arrive at a party, only to find out that it's a THEME party and you totally didn't bring your origami or your zombie glands? Don't you hate when that ...

This may well be the only time you don't have to prove you're over 18 to get a navel ring. You'll just have to fork over enough cold hard cash to get us not to card you. This ...

You know, back in the day (cue rocking chair, sounds of other "residents" asking about Jello), you were limited in how much stuff you could have in your inventory at any given ...

Are you slightly odd, and not afraid to admit it? In that case, my fine fellow, have we got the shirt for you! The logo of the offbeat Oddfellows society is reproduced in ...

Cover of journal is dark orange and cream with a design of vertical wavy lines, inside cover is dark orange. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains ...

This is a gorgeous cubic zirconia and swarovski crystal pendant suspended on a sterling silver 16" chain.

This is a set of 3 colorful bookmarks decorated with origami paper. Each has a beautiful combination of origami bits and is backed with foam so they are sturdy. The also have holes ...

Madness? THIS! IS! OTOOOORIIIIII! Only 42 bottles of this fine beverage were created to commemorate the Otori clan's one-year anniversary. This is probably your best chance ...

This is a set of 2 colorful bookmarks decorated with scrapbook paper. Each has a beautiful combination of paper bits and is backed with foam so they are sturdy. The also have holes ...

Cover of journal is fabric with thick pastel stripes in shades of purple, lime green, gray, and aqua, inside cover is royal purple fabric. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide ...

Hematite and faux pearls make up this 16" classically pretty necklace.

These are 3" long sterling silver chain earrings with dark green pearl drops.

I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree. Or more accurately, in your terrarium once you use this little itty bitty raindrop. This was April 2005's ...

The November 2006 Item of the Month reflects that very special time of the year during which we celebrate the dawn of American imperialism and the subversion of indigenous peoples. ...

It's a belt buckle! It's a shoe buckle! It's a frisbee! No, actually it's a shield. Would you like the phone number of a good optometrist? The November 2006 Item of the ...

And your little dog, too! Gives +5 lbs. of the familiar to which it is equipped, +5 lbs. of Gravy Fairy, and attacks enemies about 30-40% of the time with perfect elemental attacks. This ...

"Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!" sings your familiar. You remind it that it's not Halloween, but it doesn't really care. It also gets mildly ...

This is a set of 2 small tear away notepads. Each is handmade from scrapbook paper and various materials and has approximately 25 sheets of blank paper inside. The smallest is ...

Check out this 18 inch x 12 inch portrayal done by LoveBite! This is his artistic interpretation of the disco bandit character class. Art is on 18x12 sketch paper in black ink. ...

Check out this 18 inch x 12 inch portrayal done by LoveBite! This is his artistic interpretation of the seal clubber character class. Art is on 18x12 sketch paper in black ink. ...

Well, they are when there are 11 of every possible scrumptious reagent potion available in the Kingdom of Loathing. If you've got a notion to enjoy a potion, this lot can put ...

If you were at KoLumbus 2007 you saw these in person and fell in love with them! These charms are hand made and hand painted with a clear varnish on them to protect the paint. ...

If you were at KoLumbus 2007 you saw these in person and fell in love with them! These charms are hand made and hand painted with a clear varnish on them to protect the paint. ...

This necklace features strawberry pink quartz beads with white and pink pearls. Measures 16-17" long.

These 2" long dangles feature hot pink acrylic beads and pink crystals on sterling silver chain.

Cover of journal is fabric with vertical lines in gray and shades of purple and pink, inside cover is royal purple fabric. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long ...

One of the "holy grails" for familiar connoisseurs (stop snickering, you know who you are) has been a familiar that acts as both a Volleyball AND a Gravy Fairy. The idea was widely ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter R. This lot is worth at least 8 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

This hat used to be given out as a prize by Radio KoL DJs. These items were no longer given out as of July 2006, which is why they're so highly prized, sought-after and (quite ...

These pants used to be given out as prizes by Radio KoL DJs, but lo! In July 2006, they were effectively taken off the market, so to speak. Since then, they've become an especially ...

Do you need one of these to open the bottles of beer found throughout the game? No; real adventurers rip open the bottles with their teeth, or more likely have their familiars ...

You have keys. We have a keychain. It's like we were meant to be together! These keychains are given out as special prizes by the DJs on Radio KoL. When equipped, these give ...

Patches? We ain't got no patches. We don't need no patches! I don't have to show you any steenkin' patches! -- Pause for basic customer service training -- These patches ...

Cover of journal is red and blue with a design of white dots, inside cover is red. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains 100 unlined 5 inch x 8.5 ...

This is the discarded paper from a red present. It makes a cool outfit, if you have enough of it.

Ring in the new year with this lot of extra-special shiny elemental rings. What's extra-special about them? These are the rings that require Really Advanced Jewelrycrafting ...

This is a bubbly necklace made from various colorful acrylic beads that look like funky rocks! 16" long.

Sabre-Toothed Lime & and familiar equipment, a Tiny Shaker of Salt, from the Kingdom of Loathing made out of perler beads. Based off in-game artwork & custom pixel art by spr0cket. ...

Don't you love hat parties? Sure, we all do. So here's a perfect way to be da bomb at your next chapeau charade! This sane hatrack is stuffed with plenty of suave headgear to make ...

It's red, it's kinda fuzzy, it has some white faux fur trim, it was for Christmas 2008, and it can be yours!

This is a set of 6 coasters featuring the logos for all 5 secret societies and the main SSW title. Each is 4" wide and backed with colorful foam to prevent furniture scratching ...

This up-and-coming Nerdcore rapper has toured with MC Frontalot, and is now lending his considerable talents for a good cause. The winner of this lot will receive a personally-autographed ...

This is an autographed copy of the album "Popularity Contest" by The Kimberly Trip. The Kimberly Trip wraps pointedly funny social observations and introspective confessions ...

"Burning Annie" is the independent comedy produced, co-written, edited, and co-directed by Armak (aka Randy Mack). It won 6 awards on the film festival circuit before being picked ...

This shirt is a vibrant pink, and has the female disco bandit on it. As such, it's only available in girls' sizes. Because everybody knows that real men don't wear pink shirts, ...

This shirt is emblazoned boldly over its entire surface with the color green. A nice, big image of everyone's favorite vicious citrus, the sabre-toothed lime (with eye-catching ...

This beautiful shirt is made of 100% combed, brushed, and mollycoddled cotton. It's brought to you by the letter T and the number 37. The Sword & Martini Guy is boldly emblazoned ...

This iconic Secret Society Wars shirt, featuring a full-color representation of everyone's favorite spacefaring Lothario in action, is printed against an "ash" background, and ...

You know and love her from her RKOL show. And you've been thinking about buying one of her shirts to demonstrate your keen taste in music as well as your keen fashion sense. The ...

This hand-knitted cap was created (and signed) by KoL DJs Cat_Killer and Starkmoon, both well known for their yarn arts and frabjous radio skills. The cap will feature the mosquito ...

No, honey, it's not what you think! Yes, it's still over between me and her! I have no idea where this thing came frAAAAAAHHH IT'S A SNAAAAAAAKE! GET IT OFF MEEEE! Ahem. This ...

Cover of journal is sky blue with dark rose design, inside cover matches design. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long and contains 100 unlined 5 inch x 8.5 inch ...

Cover of journal is golden yellow and light blue with a small diamond pattern forming lines, inside cover is golden yellow. Journal is approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches long ...

6" ivy bowl decorated with a snowflake theme, and covered with "diamond dust" to add a beautiful shimmer effect. Place glass votive holder with candle (not included) inside for ...

Captain, there's a Round Tuit dead ahead! Set phasers on "Sp'n-Zor!" Like the other Grimoire we've come to know and love, this item (April 2008's Item of the Month) gives you ...

This is great necklace for spring! It is 16" long and made from pale green freshwater pears, silver beads, and a large mother of pearl flower pendant.

This is an 18" long necklace made from acrylic tube beads with fun designs on them.

This is for a lot of 35 St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets. You, too, can live out the old adage: "doing well by buying goodies." Close enough, anyway. Each basket contains ...

Unlike the vicious little devils depicted in-game with sharp, needle-like teeth, this little guy not only looks adorable, but is as soft and squishy as he looks! Only one other ...

This 16" necklace made of orange and red glass beads is reminiscent of the summer sun!

500 Lucky Surprise Eggs, and 500 Spooky Surprise Eggs. Eating a Lucky Surprise Egg gives you a random item from tiny plastic series 1. Eating a Spooky Surprise Egg gives ...

We are not responsible if this is used for anything other than walnuts, Brazil nuts, almonds, or the like. This was December 2005's special item of the month. When used, it ...

"I've been really tryin' baby/to hold back this feeling for so long. And if you feel like I feel baby/then come on ... oh come on ... let's get it on." With this sparkly beauty, ...

This is a mystery lot of everything in DonnaMatrix's inventory beginning with the letter T. This lot is worth at least 25 million meat. Calculated value is based ...

NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN-GAME!!! Don't you feel bad when your little, genetically-engineered buddy gets roughed up in battle? This increasingly rare item lets you patch him or her ...

This lot contains the full Time Trappings outfit: a time helmet, a time sword, and time trousers. What's the plus? Well, for those with the ability to dual wield weapons, there's ...

We've got too much time on our hands, so we're passing the extra back to you. What will you do with your extra time? Learn a new language? Build an addition to your home? Memorize ...

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present the winner of this year's coveted "Least Accurately Named Merchandise" Award! These toys range from two to three inches tall, so they're ...

Ready for planting! Organic Roma tomato seeds from last years garden embedded in paper! All you need to do is find a planting location of your choice, plant, and wait for

I moan, you moan, we all moan for snowcones. Well, OK, I don't moan for them. Frankly, anyone who moans for snowcones probably has some issues that we'd rather not ...

Written by a carnie (not Wilson, but one who works at a carnival), this handy little tome will allow you to summon 3 snowcones each and every day once you study its words of wisdom. ...

Well, we can tell by the way you use your walk -- you're a moxious man; no time for talk. Well, that's all well and good for us, but what better way to tell the rest of the ...

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This is a set of 4 coasters featuring the monsters that drop ultra rare items- spoilerrific! There is a: hockey elemental, meat bug, baiowulf, and hypnotist. Each is 4" wide and ...

Kssh kssh kssh kssh kssh kssh kssh WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME?!?! This familiar was available from Mr. Store from October 2005 until October 2006. It acts as both a leprechaun ...

Que shiraz, shiraz. Another one of the famous Mafia "raffle wines," this is a fine vintage sure to please the palates of all that taste it. Whether you're a renowned wine taster, ...

A revolutionary accessory with various explosive combat effects. When equipped, this item gives various attack messages, an occasional bonus adventure, and a random item drop. ...

This lot contains one One Pint and one Half Pint jar candle. They are double scented with both solid and liquid scent for longer lasting scent with better dispersal, and are hand ...

This stretchy little bracelet will fit most wrists and creates a bold look with its unique and colorful square beads.

Wax on? Wax off? It's up to you and your familiar. This was the Item of the Month from July 2005. When your familiar has these on, you will get an extra three stats per fight. ...

No matter what anyone tries to tell you, these do NOT make a good substitute for bubble gum. Trust me on this. This was the Item of the Month from July 2005. When your familiar ...